The Fate of Tyrlon and other Dubious Things

I was able to knock out In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale as well as the 2003 “Hulk” movie last night.

Amazingly enough I think I enjoyed the Dungeon Siege movie a lot more even though it was by Uwe Boll!  The movie had pretty good special effects and some cool magic fights.  Also, Jason Statham kicks tail as usual and keeps his trademark accent while offering up some good one-liners.  The movie is definitely not what i’d call top notch entertainment, but i’d probably give it a 6/10.

Hulk was and still is a bad movie.  I had only ever seen a certain version that was leaked on the internet before it even had final effects put in.  Now that i’ve sat through the (long) real version with real effects, it is still just as bad as I remember it.  The Hulk seems like the bad guy most of the movie and is also a huge piece of crappy CGI.  I watched this movie so that I could get some hope for the new version coming out this summer with Edward Norton in the starring role.  It can’t get much worse, so things are only uphill from here.  My rating: 3/10.

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