The Fate of Tyrlon and other Dubious Things

…and the people who are not actually driving them.

Have you ever searched the internet and seen all of those get rich quick schemes that promise thousands of dollars a month for mere hours of work?

Have you also noticed that many of them seem to have this fascination with posting how big a house they (supposedly) have and how many awesome cars that they (supposedly) own.

So, in the spirit of psychological manipulation.

Yeah, thats my Saleen S7 $400,000 car sitting in my um..backyard. Yeah I have these big dirt mounds in my backyard for my moto-cross weekend get-togethers.

If you like that one, you should check out my front yard:

Yup, in my front yard I have this awesome Porsche that I keep parked in front of my movie set made to look like some building in Britain. I do a lot of films on the side you see. Also during my weekend get-togethers. Don’t you wish you had an invite?

Now that you’ve seen my super awesome cars, i’m going to tell you how to make money.

Wait for it..

GET A JOB!

Now that i’ve revealed all most of of my secrets to you, you can still buy them all in my limited edition e-book for only $49.95. But wait, I’ll give you a special coupon for half off that price but it’s only good for 3-days! You can get it with this coupon for $49.95 $19.95.

Wow, I feel richer already. How about you?

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